Snowful Parenting Gifts

Snow baby

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Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

Snowman ice fishing.

'Fine. And you?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

365 Lemonade Stand

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'