Cold Climate Dwellers Gifts

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Of course I'm frigid- isn't EVERYONE?

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Bless You."

Keeping warm.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Dog Igloo.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Say, I just had a thought

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

igloo smoking zone...

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

I Love Winter!

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"