Moving To A New Planet T-Shirts

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Newborn Cosmonaut

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Welcome."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Wishing Well

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'