Moving To A Bigger Space T-Shirts

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Doing the borders.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Tool Box

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Taking it easy

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A DIY disaster.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I just..."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Beginning Yarder.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."