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Interior Un-Decorator - We help you downsize.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A DIY disaster.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Origins Of Evolution

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."