Moving To A Smaller Space Mugs

Interior Un-Decorator - We help you downsize.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Tool Box

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A DIY disaster.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I just..."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'