Moving To A Larger Space Mugs

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Tool Box

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

A DIY disaster.

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I just..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."