Moving To A Bigger Place Mugs

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Picking pastries.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Tool Box

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Taking it easy

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Why Cows Leave Home

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

A DIY disaster.