Moving To A Bigger Place Prints

Aw, look who's outgrowing his bowl

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Omara Portuondo

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Doing the borders.

Culture Saturday

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Picking pastries.

Tool Box

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Relaxing in the Sun

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Taking it easy

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

A DIY disaster.

Why Cows Leave Home