Moving To The Desert T-Shirts

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I just..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

Wishing Well

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."