Moving To The Desert T-Shirts

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

Wishing Well

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."