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'It's true - the legs go first!'

Stretch-Camel.

"Lay off the water."

Armadillo

'Pardon my back.'

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."

"Seriously? You can't see the oasis? Are you telling me I'm painting a mirage?"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

The americanisation of vulture.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A Tumble Cow

Mohammad's motors

"Valet park only"

Just a little seasoning...

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

"Efficiency tombs available"

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'I'm really thirsty.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'