Desert Life Explorer T-Shirts

Jasper's Limo Service.

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Desert Dermatologist

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Sand danger

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'