Desert Life Explorer Gifts

Jasper's Limo Service.

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Sand danger

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Desert Dermatologist

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

God in the bunker.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."