Desert Explorer Gifts

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'Yes, I understand your pricing strategy, but since I'm likely to be your only customer today, what about a big discount?'

'This takes the guesswork out of choosing the site for our new headquarters.'

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

"I'd like to report a cloud."

Lost penguins reading map in desert.

"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice"

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

"Phew! Finally a bit of shade!"

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'

'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."

'Hang on! Is it triple filtered?'

'Vultures are renowned for their use of thermals'.

This crisis!

Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

'Eggnog... eggnog...'

Man crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

Water on wheels van stuck behind man dying of thirst.

Adios Amoebas

Pizza delivery

'Here it is on the map - the unpainted desert.'

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

Lowest Price Gasoline.

'Don't give up hope, Lenny - we're bound to come to a Starbucks sooner or later!'

Road sign: 'This exit, last rest area before road narrows to a tiny dot on the horizon.'

"You can't be thirsty again. You had a drink three weeks ago"

"Why isn't it O.K. for us to have different mirages?"

Luncheon Vouchers in the desert

"You sound like you're on speakerphone."

Though near death, Zeke took comfort in knowing that his Vitamin D level had never been higher."