Desert Explorer Prints

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'Yes, I understand your pricing strategy, but since I'm likely to be your only customer today, what about a big discount?'

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'This takes the guesswork out of choosing the site for our new headquarters.'

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

Lost penguins reading map in desert.

"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice"

"I'd like to report a cloud."

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'

'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'

"Phew! Finally a bit of shade!"

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

'Vultures are renowned for their use of thermals'.

This crisis!

'Eggnog... eggnog...'

"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'Hang on! Is it triple filtered?'

Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

Lowest Price Gasoline.

Pizza delivery

Man crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".

'Don't give up hope, Lenny - we're bound to come to a Starbucks sooner or later!'

"You can't be thirsty again. You had a drink three weeks ago"

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

Water on wheels van stuck behind man dying of thirst.

Road sign: 'This exit, last rest area before road narrows to a tiny dot on the horizon.'

Adios Amoebas

'Here it is on the map - the unpainted desert.'

Man with a metal detector oblivious to man lost in the desert.

'Found it!'

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