Desert Adventure Seeker Gifts

'I've been retaining water lately.'

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Desert Dermatologist

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Tourist in the desert

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Distance to horizon varies.