Desert Adventure Gifts

"Dichromium methyl sulphate..."

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

(Camel paintings)

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Desert Dermatologist

Sand danger

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'This is you, enlarged.'