Desert Adventure Fan Gifts

"He won't get far without this!"

'Excuse me...'

"Yeah? Who are you lookin' at?"

Tourists

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Desert crawler following water

Ship in a Bottle

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'Boy it's hot today!'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"Maybe he's not leading us back to his parking space."