Desert Adventure Fan Gifts

"He won't get far without this!"

'Excuse me...'

"Yeah? Who are you lookin' at?"

Tourists

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"..Not cloudy all day."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Ship in a Bottle

Desert crawler following water

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'Boy it's hot today!'