Desert Fan Gifts

Vulture Painting

"I love you too, big guy."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Camping-Pong

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

ATM withdrawal

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

~ S.O.S.

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

mr godzilla you need anger management

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'No you can't keep it!'

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'