Deserted Island Fans Gifts

Palm tree made of books.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Beware of dog"

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

Deflating Island

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

"There's no privacy anymore."

Footprints on Island.

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

Catching Coconuts.

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Vulture Painting

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.