Deserted Island Fans Gifts

Palm tree made of books.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

~ S.O.S.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

Deflating Island

'Mom!'

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

"There's no privacy anymore."

Footprints on Island.

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"