Deserted Island Fanatic Gifts

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"Lucky for you I can't swim."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

~ S.O.S.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

'Mom!'

Deflating Island

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

Footprints on Island.

"There's no privacy anymore."

A Great Idea.

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

"Wait, how long have you had that?"