Deserted Island Aficionado Gifts

Drawing on an island.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

~ S.O.S.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Beware of dog"

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

"Over there - an island!"

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

Deflating Island

'Mom!'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

"Dang it!"

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

Footprints on Island.

"There's no privacy anymore."