Deserted Island Enthusiast Gifts

'I've got sand everywhere!'

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Desert island dog

When you say you want to get away from it all you're talking about me aren't you?

'Yer late.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

~ S.O.S.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Ship in a Bottle

"Beware of dog"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"Over there - an island!"

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

Deflating Island

"Are they wet?"

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

'Mom!'