Deserted Island Fan Gifts

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

~ S.O.S.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

"Over there - an island!"

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

'Mom!'

Deflating Island

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

Footprints on Island.

"There's no privacy anymore."

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

"He won't get far without this!"