Deserted Island Fan Mugs

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

Deflating Island

"There's no privacy anymore."

Footprints on Island.

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"He won't get far without this!"

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Catching Coconuts.

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."