Desert Island Aficionado Gifts

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'All I'm saying, as your Deserted Island Job Placement Rep, is that you should use this time to stay current on industry trends.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I blame global warming!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Best friends without borders.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Drawing on an island.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Books

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Desert Island Bagpipes

Man on Island.

Little Taxes.

Ship in a Bottle