Desert Island Aficionado Gifts

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'All I'm saying, as your Deserted Island Job Placement Rep, is that you should use this time to stay current on industry trends.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Best friends without borders.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

~ S.O.S.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Drawing on an island.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Ship in a Bottle

Man on Island.

Desert Island Bagpipes

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Castaway hides from cruise ship

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