Desert Adventure Seekers Gifts

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

'I had that dream about being waterboarded again.'

Tourists

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

(Camel paintings)

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Desert Dermatologist

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Sand danger

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'