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"I've always been told that I'm overly optimistic."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Are we broke yet?'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

A Tumble Cow

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Just a little seasoning...

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Sand danger

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Desert Dermatologist

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

God in the bunker.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.