Arid Environments T-Shirts

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

A Tumble Cow

Just a little seasoning...

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Swamp gas

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Camel'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'