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'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

A Tumble Cow

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Just a little seasoning...

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

God in the bunker.

'Camel'

Swamp gas

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'