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"Water feature, water feature...."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Just a little seasoning...

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

Stretch-Camel.

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

"Oops."

'Mondays are really Hell here!'

"Nothing better than a cosy brazer on a grim, wintry wind-blasted mountain top guard post."

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

"Well, at least he was tasty."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

"Well, we've done it, Sandy . . . we hit the 'cold snap tri-fecta:'. . ."

'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.'