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'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

Warning - may contain nuts.

"Alright, who moved my coconut?!"

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Walking monkey.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Delivery."

Working Holiday.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Self Service Island

"Beware of dog"

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Yule Tide

"Sorry I've called last orders"

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."