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'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

Warning - may contain nuts.

"Alright, who moved my coconut?!"

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Walking monkey.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Working Holiday.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

Yule Tide

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

"Beware of dog"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Self Service Island

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."