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Just add water.

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

'Eggnog... eggnog...'

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

Notice: Showers - Not drinking water (Man dying of thirst in desert).

'Don't give up hope, Lenny - we're bound to come to a Starbucks sooner or later!'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Pizza delivery

Lost in the desert.

Water on wheels van stuck behind man dying of thirst.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'Here it is on the map - the unpainted desert.'

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'Need... Skin moisturizer...'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pint!?...'

Inconvenience store

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Pretzel?'

Distance to horizon varies.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'Where coyotes get their howl.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Snow...snow...'

At the camel-dromedary peace talks

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

'So that's one putrefied carcass. You want flies with that?'

Route 666

"Why isn't it O.K. for us to have different mirages?"

Camel.

'I guess everything tastes a little like chicken.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

When challenged to a race, the sliding rocks of Death Valley could move faster than anyone thought.