Deserts Gifts

Just add water.

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

'Eggnog... eggnog...'

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

Lost in the desert.

Notice: Showers - Not drinking water (Man dying of thirst in desert).

'Need... Skin moisturizer...'

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Pizza delivery

'Don't give up hope, Lenny - we're bound to come to a Starbucks sooner or later!'

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'Here it is on the map - the unpainted desert.'

Water on wheels van stuck behind man dying of thirst.

"Why isn't it O.K. for us to have different mirages?"

Route 666

'Where coyotes get their howl.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Oy!...Did you spill my pint!?...'

Distance to horizon varies.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

At the camel-dromedary peace talks

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'So that's one putrefied carcass. You want flies with that?'

Inconvenience store

'Pretzel?'

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

Cash Machine

"A ship!"

"Snoring Man"

"I put the MINT in varmint."

Sand Hanitizer

Is it safe to put our arms down?"

"On your left."