Deserted Islands Gifts

Face Masks wash up on a desert island.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I blame global warming!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Emergency Phone.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Art of Surviving

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Swamp gas

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

~ S.O.S.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

God in the bunker.

'Camel'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Drawing on an island.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."