Desert Islands Gifts

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Go on then, leave, I don't care. I knew when we got married you was a nutcase...'

'People say that 'Money Talks'. Guys, I'd love to hear some.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'My wish is that a library would open a branch here.'

I wish this hairy, smelly thing would leave!

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

"Not to put the cart before the horse, but what are your thoughts on cannibalism?"

Technology insulation.

No Coronvirus

Art of Surviving

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Club Antisocial

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I blame global warming!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Now you can send it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Are we there yet?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"