Desert Islands Gifts

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Go on then, leave, I don't care. I knew when we got married you was a nutcase...'

'People say that 'Money Talks'. Guys, I'd love to hear some.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'My wish is that a library would open a branch here.'

I wish this hairy, smelly thing would leave!

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Technology insulation.

No Coronvirus

Art of Surviving

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Club Antisocial

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I blame global warming!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Now you can send it."

"Are we there yet?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saved...life is good!

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"