Deserted Islands T-Shirts

Face Masks wash up on a desert island.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Art of Surviving

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Swamp gas

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Camel'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."