Desert Gifts

Starbucks coming to the desert.

Next Mirage 5 Miles

'Go on without me. . . I'm only slowing you down.'

"Looks like he was run over by a train!"

'C'mon, baby... why do you think they call us 'horny toads'?'

ATM in a desert.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

Wolf whistle.

'Go ahead, then, but don't come crawling back to ME!'

'Boy it's hot today!'

Save the Coyote: 'That can't be a good sign...'

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"They have so many varieties that I can't decide which one I want."

"Dry humor is one thing, but you're being ridiculous."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"No, I don't like that blanket. It's not prickly enough."

A cactus working out

"I told you not to shear your wool today: It gets cold in the desert at night..."

"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

"We're so glad you could make it."

"You wanna read 'Dune' or 'the Sheikh'?"

"Just junk mail."

'Money...money...money...'

"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"

Man with melted face in desert.

Air conditioner.

Camelflage

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

'I had that drowning dream again last night.'

'I spotted you from the air and went to get some water from the oasis...'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'