Deserted Destination Enthusiast Gifts

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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I blame global warming!'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Drawing on an island.

Ship in a Bottle

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

"Over there - an island!"

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"Promise me if I get amorous you'll push me in?"

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

"Are they wet?"

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"You should really wear a hat."

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'Socks! Socks!'

"Just one small mouthful each - you first then!"

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'That's right kiddo: The precious cargo my grandfather and his friends used to carry across the desert was salt...'

'One hump of two?'

"Happy Hump Day!"