Deserted Destination Enthusiast Prints

Under renovation - please excuse construction

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I blame global warming!'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Drawing on an island.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Ship in a Bottle

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Over there - an island!"

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'Mom!'

"Promise me if I get amorous you'll push me in?"

"Are they wet?"

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"You should really wear a hat."

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'One hump of two?'

"Just one small mouthful each - you first then!"

What has really happened in the desert...

'That's right kiddo: The precious cargo my grandfather and his friends used to carry across the desert was salt...'

"Happy Hump Day!"