Desert Scenes Gifts

'Don't make any sudden moves.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

A Tumble Cow

Monster Clown

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

Desert crawler following water

"Just junk mail."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"

"What? No Vanilla?"

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

'I spotted you from the air and went to get some water from the oasis...'

The Tumbledweed's Sworn Enemy

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

Horizon Art

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

Dang prairie dogs!

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"We're so glad you could make it."

Stretch-Camel.

"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

"Promise me if I get amorous you'll push me in?"