Disaster Scenes Gifts

Monster Clown

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Look! No hands!"

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

Street Performing Octopus

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Joke Shop.

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.