Disaster Scenes Pillows

Monster Clown

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Look! No hands!"

On the brink.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Aliens watch the earth explode

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Street Performing Octopus

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Joke Shop.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."