Disaster Photographer Pillows

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Look! No hands!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Monster Clown

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

"Got it!"

Caution! Wet Floor.

Heavenwood

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

If only they'd taken it with them!

That Sinking Feeling

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

Grace under pressure

War Journalism

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Volcano and plane

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Free Oil.