Disaster Photographer Pillows

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Look! No hands!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Monster Clown

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

"Got it!"

Tony Hayward.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

That Sinking Feeling

Caution! Wet Floor.

If only they'd taken it with them!

Heavenwood

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

Grace under pressure

'Typical. Now we're flooded with bloody politicians...'

'At least the hailstones are finally easing off...'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Volcano and plane

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

War Journalism

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Free Oil.