Desert Landscape Admirers Gifts

"That's what happens when they get enough water."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'I blame global warming!'

A Tumble Cow

"Set already!"

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

The Joshua Tree

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Ship in a Bottle

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Depressed Cactus

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Well, the drought is over."

The painting Painter

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

'Here come the summer people.'

"Over there - an island!"

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Cactus Man.

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'You're kidding me right: You can't really see the ocean from up here, can you?'

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

'Hey Wayne!'