Desert Plant Admirers Gifts

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I blame global warming!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

The Velvet Mesquite

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

The Joshua Tree

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

Depressed Cactus

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Ship in a Bottle

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Poinsettia

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Cactus Man.

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Over there - an island!"

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'