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"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I blame global warming!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

The Velvet Mesquite

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

David Bellamy

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

The Joshua Tree

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Ship in a Bottle

Depressed Cactus

Poinsettia

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Over there - an island!"

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Cactus Man.

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

"What makes you think he's new in town?"