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The Joshua Tree

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'I blame global warming!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Valet park only"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Velvet Mesquite

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Watering Flowers

SPOONING CACTI

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'