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The Joshua Tree

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'I blame global warming!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'That plant food really works!'

The Velvet Mesquite

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Valet park only"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Watering Flowers

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'