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'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Velvet Mesquite

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

A Tumble Cow

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

'Camel'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Swamp gas

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

The Joshua Tree

Posters of the Sahara

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Jasper's Limo Service.