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'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Velvet Mesquite

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

A Tumble Cow

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

God in the bunker.

'Camel'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Swamp gas

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Posters of the Sahara

"..Not cloudy all day."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'