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"Mum, I don't understand this story: what's an ice-cream and what's a brain freeze?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

(Camel paintings)

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Just a little seasoning...

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Desert Dermatologist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Tourist

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'