Desert Plants T-Shirts

For thousands of years desert dwellers have harvested the delicious dark red juicy fruit of the saguaro.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Botany Baby!

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Hardy Annuals

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Mad about Roses!

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